After a while, I started recording phrases that surprised me when they came out of my mouth. You can’t make this stuff up.
- Don’t chase Tigger with a baseball bat!
- Don’t play golf on the trampoline!
- You don’t eat cheese enchiladas with your fingers.
- Don’t run with a pencil in your sock!
- Stop shining the laser in the cat’s eye!
- Don’t shoot guns in the house!
- Get your dirty feet off the ceiling!
- I think one of the chickens laid an egg in the MG.
- Please stop swinging that machete around!
- I’d like to get the animal count down to 30.
- Don’t drive the golf cart in the building!
- Don’t eat my blue jeans.
- Don’t play frisbee in the house.
- Don’t yell at the bison.
